Mince again this mornin. Gettin BORED now. Spotted tastee steaks in 'shop-of-dedd', Mum seys is 'butchers'. Fink will hold owt for that now. Hexterminated anovver moff last night in operation 'moffs-must-die-die-die-until-they're-well-dedded'. Dad sed that all creetures desurve to liv in peace and harmony...... no understand? Moffs? Dad is ill?? (maybe ate slug?) Will likk him lots.