Lernin to Swimm (Part Wun)

Fownd owt tuday, am Bestest swimmur in HOLE WURLD!!

Wun: Find espeshlee stinky, muddy pond. (Maybee wiv DeddFing in it.)
Too: Tern eers to 'deff'. (Himportunt wen Mum is showtin)
Thwee: Eers in 'go fast' posishun n RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN.
For: JUMP!
Five: SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH! Bowncee, bowncee..... stomp, stomp.... SLUURP!

Remembur, slurpin stinky watur makes yoo sikk. Wait til harf way home n sikk up in car.
Mmmmmm, luvlee!