Mummy n daddy is sendin me to skool for norty dogs wiv asbo's
I is not norty, I jus being fewocious wolf
I haven't eaten any puppies or doggies yet, just throweded them round lots n lots
Grrrr going to see 'nice man'
I is not norty, I jus being fewocious wolf
I haven't eaten any puppies or doggies yet, just throweded them round lots n lots
Grrrr going to see 'nice man'
Deer Bonkers,
ReplyDeleteAs all us doggys know, ASBO standz for Anti Snocial Bowncin Ordur. Yoo is doin Anti Snocial Bowncin, Bonkers n that is why Arnty Beff n Unkle Murky is sendin yoos to skool.
Bonkers BEWARE.. skool is where DENTISTS LIV!!!! Dentists is EVIL HOOMANS wot pulls owt yor teefs n inject yoos wiv ANTI BOWNCE STUFF!
Once yor teefs is pulleded owt yoo loose ALL YOR STWENGTH so sno more bowncin. Wot's more yoo can't eets bones anymore, just soop!!!
Is a terribul terribul fing Bonkers. Yoo must RUN 4 YOR LIFE!
(Hope thiz putts yor mind at rest)
Yor frend, Cana (Wurldz furst Agony Innit) XXXX