Had Mostest himpawtunt job at wee-kend. Wos HOOMAN SITTIN.
Mum n Dad wented away to weeding (Wedding. Ed) wot ment mee, Cana (Wurld's Bestest Furry-Sitter) lukked aftur my brovver Joel ALL ON MYS OWN. (PROWD WUFFS)
Poor ickle Joel is 19 in hooman yeers wot makez him ONLY 6 MUNTHS OLDED in furry yeers. He is a poor ickle wickle baby hooman-pup n SNOT CAPABUBBLE of lukkin afturn himself. Awww
CANA TO THE RESQUE!
Chekk list:
1. Is JoelPup gettin up at stoopid-o-clock to goez owt for wee-wees? NO? Wantz to stay inns bed til 12????? Is snot alloweded. Gett up JoelPup, is 5 O'Clokk n timez for play!
2. Iz JoelPup eetin propurly? All JoelPup's fud musted be HINSPECTUD ploperly for DANGEROWSE FINGS. All meeltimez must be CLOSELY SUPERVISEDED (n preferabubbly tasted too).
But... Wot'z thiz? JoelPup haz vizitur? (Cue lotz of suspiciowse sniffin)
Iz NOO GURL HOOMAN n iz sittin VERY CLOSE to Joel on sofa! WOT TO DO? WOT TO DO?
Only wun fing forit. Sqweeze inbetween JoelPup n NooGurl so they iz sitting at REESONBUBBLE N SAFE DISTUNCE so NORTY, HUNEXPECTEDED or HUNPRECIDUNTED BEHAVIUR (wot iz snot on chekk list!) cannot HOCCUR!
Ther - thatz bettur! JoelPup, Mee n NooGurl ALL ONS THE SOFA TOGEVVER. Now, wotz on the telly? 'BRITONS GOT TALONS' -
WUFF!
Mum n Dad wented away to weeding (Wedding. Ed) wot ment mee, Cana (Wurld's Bestest Furry-Sitter) lukked aftur my brovver Joel ALL ON MYS OWN. (PROWD WUFFS)
Poor ickle Joel is 19 in hooman yeers wot makez him ONLY 6 MUNTHS OLDED in furry yeers. He is a poor ickle wickle baby hooman-pup n SNOT CAPABUBBLE of lukkin afturn himself. Awww
CANA TO THE RESQUE!
Chekk list:
1. Is JoelPup gettin up at stoopid-o-clock to goez owt for wee-wees? NO? Wantz to stay inns bed til 12????? Is snot alloweded. Gett up JoelPup, is 5 O'Clokk n timez for play!
2. Iz JoelPup eetin propurly? All JoelPup's fud musted be HINSPECTUD ploperly for DANGEROWSE FINGS. All meeltimez must be CLOSELY SUPERVISEDED (n preferabubbly tasted too).
But... Wot'z thiz? JoelPup haz vizitur? (Cue lotz of suspiciowse sniffin)
Iz NOO GURL HOOMAN n iz sittin VERY CLOSE to Joel on sofa! WOT TO DO? WOT TO DO?
Only wun fing forit. Sqweeze inbetween JoelPup n NooGurl so they iz sitting at REESONBUBBLE N SAFE DISTUNCE so NORTY, HUNEXPECTEDED or HUNPRECIDUNTED BEHAVIUR (wot iz snot on chekk list!) cannot HOCCUR!
Ther - thatz bettur! JoelPup, Mee n NooGurl ALL ONS THE SOFA TOGEVVER. Now, wotz on the telly? 'BRITONS GOT TALONS' -
WUFF!
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