Car jurneys is stwange fings. My jobb is HOBSURVE everyfing n keepz a LUKK OWT. Iz very HEXCITIN cos wee cans broom arownd for AGES n wen wee stopps, sumfing HIMPAWTUNT happuns!
NitWits (like mee!) must bee HESPESHLY VIGILUNT AT ALL TIMEZ wot is HOOGE respunsibilility cos HEXCITIN n HIMPAWTUNT fings can eesily be misseded by Mum n Dad wot wud be DISASTUR! :o(
Hexumple..... wented owt in car on HEXCITIN MUNDAY (see below. Ed). I wos keepin LUKK OWT as usual n bein VIGILUNT AT ALL TIMEZ (untils I gots a bit sleepy n had an ickle snooze).
Then - ALLS OF A SUDDUN we is in Arnty Biff's road (!) wot is wher Murky Manor is!!! WOT A SHOKK! Hows did that happun????
Gud fing wos bein SPESHLY VIGILUNT AT ALL TIMEZ like gud NitWit cos wos able to LOWDLY ALURT Mum to HIMPENDIN DOOM by lotz of WHININ, STOMPIN arownd n TAPP DANCIN wiv my pawz.
Wivowt mee, Mum wud hav gonned STRATE PAST Murky Manor wot meens wee wud NEVUR hav seend Arnty Biff n Bonkers n Bubblez n wud hav drivun arownd HAIMLESSLY for EVUR n probubly bee WELL DEDDED n THEN WHER WUD WE BEE????? Wuf hav bin TERRIBUBBLE DISASTUR!!!!
Gud fing I hasd bin practicin my SUPURIOR WHININ N STOMPIN SKILLZ overwize ALLS WUD HAV BIN LOSTED!!!
NitWits (like mee!) must bee HESPESHLY VIGILUNT AT ALL TIMEZ wot is HOOGE respunsibilility cos HEXCITIN n HIMPAWTUNT fings can eesily be misseded by Mum n Dad wot wud be DISASTUR! :o(
Hexumple..... wented owt in car on HEXCITIN MUNDAY (see below. Ed). I wos keepin LUKK OWT as usual n bein VIGILUNT AT ALL TIMEZ (untils I gots a bit sleepy n had an ickle snooze).
Then - ALLS OF A SUDDUN we is in Arnty Biff's road (!) wot is wher Murky Manor is!!! WOT A SHOKK! Hows did that happun????
Gud fing wos bein SPESHLY VIGILUNT AT ALL TIMEZ like gud NitWit cos wos able to LOWDLY ALURT Mum to HIMPENDIN DOOM by lotz of WHININ, STOMPIN arownd n TAPP DANCIN wiv my pawz.
Wivowt mee, Mum wud hav gonned STRATE PAST Murky Manor wot meens wee wud NEVUR hav seend Arnty Biff n Bonkers n Bubblez n wud hav drivun arownd HAIMLESSLY for EVUR n probubly bee WELL DEDDED n THEN WHER WUD WE BEE????? Wuf hav bin TERRIBUBBLE DISASTUR!!!!
Gud fing I hasd bin practicin my SUPURIOR WHININ N STOMPIN SKILLZ overwize ALLS WUD HAV BIN LOSTED!!!
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