Went wiv Dad to see Arse-smell at the Efeminates Stadihum (ARSENAL at the EMIRATES STADIUM!!! Ed) Dad goez there ALL THE TIMEZ to Arse-smell (Arsenal! Ed) wot is snot fair cos I likez arses to smellz too. Stwange cos wen we iz havin walkees in the park, Dad doez snot generlilly do thiz :o/ (???)
We walked ALL AROWND there for AGES in PORING RAIN n sniffed lotz of HEXCITIN fings :o) (Mum wos WELL HAPPY cos Dad tolded us abowt EVERYFING abowt Arse-smells in lotz n lotz n lotz of detail........)
Then we wented to see speshal Arsesmell Plurqe (ARSENAL PLAQUE! Ed) wot Joel-Pup had giveded Dad for Crispmush.
Aww, GUDD BOY JOEL-PUP, bet yoo got a biskwit for that!
Dad sed wos BESTEST MOST HEXCITIN FING EVUR (hoomans is very stwange; cat poo, dedd fings n sikk is hexcitin - hespeshly wen cumming hacross thems HUNEXPECTEDLY - but plurque???)
Fortunuttly ther wos half eeten kebub neeby wot made up for BORING PLURQE - that wos WELL HINTERESTING.
WUFF
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