Tuesday, 30 April 2013

*NOOS UPDATE*

Liverpoo playur Suarez
(wot HAMAZINGLY turned into RABBID n VISCOWSE WERE-DOGG wen he bitted anovver hooman at futball match)
haz bin tolded he is a "VERY VERY BADD DOGG" by hooman futball hassociation FooFoo (FIFA! Ed)

As swell as snot gettin his biscwit at the end of the game, FiFi (FIFA! Ed) decideded that he wos banneded from walkees for 10 HOLE WEEKS!!!!
(cue SHOKKED n HAPPALLED WUFFS)
Just goez to show wot a terribubble n DANGEROWSE FING it is to get HOVVER HEXCITEDED, Grrr.

We musted all tryz to be A LURT n VIGILUNT AT ALL TIMES so snuffin like thiz cans happun agin.

Remembur, TOO MUCH BITING = NO BISCWITS!
(and no walkee eiver)
WUFF.

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