'A' is for ANTS. Ants are ickle creetures wot crawl arownd the gardin. They make yor fur itchy wen yoo sit on them and yor mowf all fizzy wen yoo eet them. If yoo poke yor nose in their ant-howse, they crawl up yor nose and make yoo sneez. They are gud for fat dogs as they are only wun calory per ant.