SHOCK HORROR! Joel had 'sex heducashun' at skool. Sex is wen yoo bownce on another dog an they hav puppees. Sumtimes yoo just have to lick them an it happuns. Joel says not wen yoo do it standing tho, an not wen yoo play in pond after. Phew! - wos worreed that mite have puppies! Wot wud Mum say? Hmm, maybe cud get council kennel tho?