'F' is 4 FUD! Fud is sumfin wot hoomans try n forse yoo to eet. Fuds I like r antz, krisps, qat fud, cheez n chi-sneez take-urways. Fud I dont like is dogg fud, dogg fud, dogg fud, fud 4 doggs, n biskits, (cept hooman wuns). Mum sez I am AMINAL-REXIC, like Kate Moffs. Sumtimes, wen I dont eet, they buy mee hexpensif stuff from Wait-toads. I like Wait-toads! Wuff!