I haf a very himportunt job. Is called 'post-dogg'. Wen the postman cums, (his name is Tracey) I trot to the dore an chuse sumfing to bring to Mum n Dad. I like cardbored bestest cos is nice n tuff. I wagg my tale a lot an try 2 wuf, but my mowf is full. Mum says I am cleverest-est gurl in hole wurld. Sumtimes I try n keep the post cos I am still lerning. I am a gud dogg! Wuff!