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Dear Cana, this is your friend Bonkers Bella, Mum has bought me a new collar which means that i cant take her and dad for walkies anymore. This thing is called Dogmatic and it is making me be a good girl (grrr) and i dont like it. What can i do?? please help Cana.
Deer Bonkers,
ReplyDeleteHav just bin weedin Wippetedia n is obviowse Dogmatik is 4 horsees! Cos yoo is (hmm, how 2 say?) bit CHUNKY, yor Mum finks yoo is HORSEE!
Only solooshun is 2 go on die-ut AT WUNCE! Yoo cans eet kibble n tray fud (YUK!), but NO c...hikken, scrumpled eggs or tweets cos they is WELL FATTUNING. Save thems undur yor bedd n I, Cana (Wurld's Furst Agonee Innit) will get ridd of thems 4 yoo.
(SLUURP! He He!)
Rembur Bonkers, Die-uts must start NOW!
Lukkin forward 2 seein yoo!
Cana. XXX