Hi Cana (Wurld's Furst Agonee Innit) its Shanti Fancy Pants, need yr help quick as i'm well confused..... Woke up this morning and the little human people were saying your won, then they gave me prizes. Then they took me to see you guys to play in the mud and have cake...that was yummy and right good fun, I even ignored mum a few time...s to show her i'm bossy now!!
But then something strange happened when we got home. Mum let me go up to this other home on top of this one, where only Kodah's normally allowed to go but when I got to the top she picked me up and dumped me in this huge deep warm puddle and poured slimy stuff on me......whats this all about doesn't mum love me now i've won????
But then something strange happened when we got home. Mum let me go up to this other home on top of this one, where only Kodah's normally allowed to go but when I got to the top she picked me up and dumped me in this huge deep warm puddle and poured slimy stuff on me......whats this all about doesn't mum love me now i've won????
Deer Shatme,
ReplyDeleteHappee wunth bifday!
Wot yor mum is doin is dekoratin the barfroom. My mum dus this abowt wunce a week wen we've bin owt for big walkee n I is REEELY stinky n muddee, (luvely!).
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She putts mee ins the barf n puts the showur on mee, wot is nice n warm n steemy, mmmmm!
Then the bestest bit.... Wen yoo is reeely wet, but still mukky, yoo wait til mum luks ovver way n then..... SHAKE!!!!!!!... shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake....... SHAKE!
Lluvly muddy watur goes ALL OVVER BARFROOM, (and Mum!) Insted of bein wite, is.... well.... sort of .... BROWN!
This is called DEKORATIN n is wot all gudd Persunal ArseInsistance Doggs do, LIKE ME!.
Hope that helps, Shatme? Yor frend, Cana XXX