Mystic Mog's Horriblescope - Toryarse!

Yoo hav bin finking of puppyhood dreems recently Toryarse.

Is WELL HIMPAWTUNT 2 follow dreems, hespeshly wuns involvin mudd. Romantik encownters feeture thiz week, maybe wiv short dark furry stwanger?

Is U wurkin 2 hard? Cut bakk on diggin HOOGE holes in gardun. RELAX. Plan sum howtings. Maybe short break?

Is abowt time hoomans happreciated yor hard wurk!

WUFF!