OWT!

Mum n Dad went 2 place called OWT.

OWT is wen Mum haz cloppy fings on hur paws n poofume.

Wen they got bakk wos WELL HEXCITIN - BOING SLUURP!

Then stwange fing ... Mum went 4 sleepz in MY BEDD! (??) We had nice cuddlez n Mum sed 'I luvs yoo Cana' OVUR n OVUR AGIN!

Mum smelled bit sikky 2 wot wos WELL HEXCITING. Sikk is BESTEST FING!

Then Dad rooined EVERYFING n made Mum go 2 barfroom.

HURRUMPH!