Anal Glands

Song 4 my Sistur Kylie-the-Slappur

(To the tune of 'Edelweiss' from 'The Sound of Music', Ed)

Anal Glands, Anal Glands
Every morning yoo greeeeet meeee
Small n wite, cleen n brite
Yoo lukk happy to meet meeee
Big n red wen they’re stuffed wiv poo
Stuffed wiv poo all togevver
Anal Glands, Anal Glands
Bless my bum hole forever

Anal Glands, Anal Glands
It’s a plessure to sniifff thems
Slide on the floor wen they’re red n sore
Musn’t lett the vet neer thems
Sqweeze thems hard n it weely hurts
Nasty vet had a tussle
Anal Glands, Anal Glands
Ended up in a muzzle

WUFF!