Marie AntoinNitWit!
Marie AntoinNitWit wos famowse French doggy wot lived AGES ago (befor even Dad wos borneded).
(I can speeks French too, "ho hee ho hee haw, Le Wuff!")
She wos speshlee fond of CAKE (wot is my favorite fing.... apart froms MUD) wot she gived to pheasants!!!
Pheasants??! Why??? (Peasants! Ed, sigh...)
French pheasants wer REVOLTIN (not like HINGLISH wuns, Yumm)
Ovver doggies wos WELL ANGRY all cake wos gonned, so theyz sent 4 Irish NitWit, Gill O'Tine to sortz hur owt!
Wuff!
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