Thursday, 3 November 2011

Cana's Guide 2 Discuvver Doggs.


2. PooDoggs!

PooDoggs cum in 2 sizes, Ickle wuns (wot r WELL TINY) n Bigg wuns (wot is BIGG).
PooDoggs hav weelly tite curlywurly fur. Bit like OldLadeeHoomans wiv permz wot gon 4 walkees in rain.

PooDoggs is MISSUNDURSTUD doggies cos wot they is weely likin bestest is anyfing 2 do wiv poo. Like....

Rollin in poo
Stompin in poo n spreddin it ons the furniture
Havin a poo
Eetin poo (speshly cat poo, wot is BESTEST FING IN HOLE WURLD. Sluurp!)

Bad hoomans don't lett poor PooDoggs play wiv poo, but trys to keepz thems cleen (yuk!) n cut PooDoggs fur (GaspWuff) in stwange shapes.....??

HELP THE POODOGGS NORTY HOOMANS. LET THEMS PLAY WIV POO!!!

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