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OOiii Cana, Bonkers here, youz got to help.
This rat fing has moved into my howse!! Now I is living with a pig and a rat, hhuurrmph. whenz u comin rownd to hextermiat it for me?? I's cant eat it cos its mee-ha pups fing and she will cry.
For god sake what is goin on rownd here, its joke!!
Thiz is very seriowse fing Bonkers. Hmmmm........... (finks)
ReplyDeleteArnty Biff n Unkle Murky hav gonned n got HALF A NITWIT!! They has bin WELL ROBBED!
NitWit wot is cutted in half = Nit (wot is NitWit wivowt the Wit bit!).
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Wot thiz meens is that MeeUgh HAS NITS!!!! Thiz is WELL BADD FING Bonkers. Nits is badd for hoomans. Wot yoo need is a SUPER NitWit (like mee!) wot does DeNitting on ALL FINGS like hoomanz, NitWits, Nits, Wits n Twits.
Nevur fear Bonkers. I will be rownd wiv my speshal Nit clawses n sort owt MeeUgh's nits n twits.
Yor frend. Cana xxx