Gess wot? Raoul gotted mee........ A DEDD FING!!!!
Only an ickle DeddFing, but Raoul iz only ickle himsulf (well, snot ickle for puzzykat, but ickle compeared to HOOGE FIURCE FURRY NITWITS - like mee!)
He lefted it on the dorstepp. It wos a MOWSE n wos well dedded. (Yumm) Dad tuk me owt for my ABLUSHUNS so I POWNCEDED n gobbleded it upp SUPUR QWIKK wiv my SUPUR DOOPUR NitWit powcing-n-gobblin skillz. Grrrrr
Nom, nom, nom, nom, gulp ........ LUVLEE!
Dad wos WELL JELLYOWSE n trieded to get tasty DeddFing off mee, wot is SO SNOT FUR! He wented inside n told Mum n she maded funny barkin noyses?????? (Dad sed is called 'gaggin')
Wos hopin wud sikk up tasty DeddFing latur n hexpurience luvlee yummynessness ALL OVUR AGAIN, but wos snot to bee. :o(
WUFF!
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