Hooman Trainin

Kylie (my sistur, the slappur) n Zeeb wos having HOOGE problums wiv their hooman trainin. Arny Lurraine n Unkle Nikk wos runnin RIOT!

Kylie n Zeeb wos gettin WELL DESPRUT for help so att wee-kend I wented rownd to SORT THEMS OWT.

CONKLUSHUNS:
Unkle Nikk - Needz trainin in PAYSHUNCE n WALKIN ON LEED.
Arnty Lurraine - Needz to lern to bake cakez.

SOLUSHUNS:
Tuk Unkle Nikk for walkee. As soon as U...nkle Nikk wos off the leed I RUNNED FOR IT!! (he he he he...)
Unkle Nikk had NO PAYSHUNCE AT ALLS! He wos callin mee for AGES. "Cana, Cana, Cana..... CANA! CUM HERE!!!!"
Meenwhile I wos having a luvlee time in the wudds ...... Dum de Dum de Dum.... Nice flowurs these...nom nom nom.... Ooo, nice stikk for runnin arownd wiv....
"Cana! CANA!"
Wot's that Unkle Nikk? Is yoo gettin yor nikkers in a twist? Remumbur yoo must bee PAYSHUNT AT ALL TIMES N CALM HASSURTIVE (like mee!) Uvverwise yor nikkers will gett twistud!

Heventually Unkle Nikk had lerneded his lessun in Payshunce Trainin For Hoomans so ALL WOS SWELL n we wented bakk to the howse. (He wos still walkin WEELY BAD on leed tho. FAR TOO SLOW! Had to dragg him along a bitz so he hurreed upp!)

(More abowt Aunty Lurraine'z cake makin tommorrow)
WUFF.