Shokked n HAPPALLED at TERRIBUBBLE NOOS.....
G4S haz lett down O'LUMPIK hoomans!!!!
How cans 4 Germun Shepperds be SO badd at lukkin aftur hoomans???? Iz EESY!
Shud hav had NitWits instedd. We is bestest at lukkin aftur poor stoopid hoomans wot wud wandur arownd HAIMLESSLY n gett losted n runned ovur by carz n stuff wivowt NitWits to lukk aftur thems.
Iz very responsibubble job HOF CORSE! Yoo must be A LURT n VIGILUNT AT ALL TIMES. (Hexcept wen yoo iz hasleep, wot is only for HAPPROXIMUTTLY 19 hourz a day -sumtimez more if bin wurkin espeshly hard. All the rest of the time, we iz A LURT n VIGILUNT)
Must use yor SUPUR NITWIT POWERZ to identittyfy smallest MOST ICKLE risk. For HEXAMPUPPLE...
- Iz that stikk ovur ther goin to turn into HOOGE SNAKE n kill poor defunceless hooman?
(Bettur run offs wiv it n chomp intoo ickle peeces just in case)
- Cud stinky, muddy ditch be full of FUROCIOUSE, LURKIN CROCCADILLS, waitin to SNAFFLE poor hooman n eetz them?
(Gud NitWit must throwz themself in murky ditch n stomp arownd n make HABSOLUTELY sure is safe) - Thiz last wun haz HOBVIOWSE benefit of covuring NitWit in mud wot is HESSENTIAL for NitWit DISGUYSE. No wun will recognize yoo now!
Iz very small, ickle-wickle insect WAY OVUR ACROSS THE FEELD (wot yoo is able to spot wiv yor SUPER NITWIT POWERZ) reely a DANGEROWSE n FIURCE INTROODER waitin to HAMBUSH poor hooman???
(Bettur go runnin off at TOP SPEED, hignorin callz from poor stoopid HOBLIVIOUS hooman, n chekk owt dangerowse insect. - Wunce yoo hav dunned this, feel fwee to just hang arownd a bit n spend time chewin the flowurz befor VERY SLOWLY makin yor way bakk {via HOOGE DITCH - see eerlier croccadill a lurt!} to hooman wot is probubbly getting ALL HET UP like wot hoomans do cos they iz snot CALM HASSERTIVE like wot doggees is. Well, hexcetp Germun Shepperds that is, wot CLEERLY CAN'T BE TRUSTEDED! Grr)
Don't worry poor O'lumpik hoomans. NitWits is here to protekt yoo!
(Btw, Dad seys thiz makes me 'speshal'!!! Wot dus he meen?)
G4S haz lett down O'LUMPIK hoomans!!!!
How cans 4 Germun Shepperds be SO badd at lukkin aftur hoomans???? Iz EESY!
Shud hav had NitWits instedd. We is bestest at lukkin aftur poor stoopid hoomans wot wud wandur arownd HAIMLESSLY n gett losted n runned ovur by carz n stuff wivowt NitWits to lukk aftur thems.
Iz very responsibubble job HOF CORSE! Yoo must be A LURT n VIGILUNT AT ALL TIMES. (Hexcept wen yoo iz hasleep, wot is only for HAPPROXIMUTTLY 19 hourz a day -sumtimez more if bin wurkin espeshly hard. All the rest of the time, we iz A LURT n VIGILUNT)
Must use yor SUPUR NITWIT POWERZ to identittyfy smallest MOST ICKLE risk. For HEXAMPUPPLE...
- Iz that stikk ovur ther goin to turn into HOOGE SNAKE n kill poor defunceless hooman?
(Bettur run offs wiv it n chomp intoo ickle peeces just in case)
- Cud stinky, muddy ditch be full of FUROCIOUSE, LURKIN CROCCADILLS, waitin to SNAFFLE poor hooman n eetz them?
(Gud NitWit must throwz themself in murky ditch n stomp arownd n make HABSOLUTELY sure is safe) - Thiz last wun haz HOBVIOWSE benefit of covuring NitWit in mud wot is HESSENTIAL for NitWit DISGUYSE. No wun will recognize yoo now!
Iz very small, ickle-wickle insect WAY OVUR ACROSS THE FEELD (wot yoo is able to spot wiv yor SUPER NITWIT POWERZ) reely a DANGEROWSE n FIURCE INTROODER waitin to HAMBUSH poor hooman???
(Bettur go runnin off at TOP SPEED, hignorin callz from poor stoopid HOBLIVIOUS hooman, n chekk owt dangerowse insect. - Wunce yoo hav dunned this, feel fwee to just hang arownd a bit n spend time chewin the flowurz befor VERY SLOWLY makin yor way bakk {via HOOGE DITCH - see eerlier croccadill a lurt!} to hooman wot is probubbly getting ALL HET UP like wot hoomans do cos they iz snot CALM HASSERTIVE like wot doggees is. Well, hexcetp Germun Shepperds that is, wot CLEERLY CAN'T BE TRUSTEDED! Grr)
Don't worry poor O'lumpik hoomans. NitWits is here to protekt yoo!
(Btw, Dad seys thiz makes me 'speshal'!!! Wot dus he meen?)
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