O'Lympics (again)

Hav bin watchin the O'Lumpics wiv great HINTEREST n CONCENTRASHUN. (Of corse bein a responsibubble NitWit I is A LURT n VIGILUNT at all timez. Except wen I is HASLEEP.)

Hav bin HINSPIREDED by Mikkul Yelps (Er, Phelps! Ed) in the swimmin n splashin contest. Hav decideded to train REELY HARD n be BESTEST swimmur n splashurer EVUR! (Sumfing wot I showeded Mum yesturday wen I tuk HOOGE, FLYIN LEEP in...

...to the rivur n splashed n splashed n splashed n soaked EVERYWUN for MILEZ AROWND!)

I iz bettur evun than Bonkers Bella whoo finks she is most bestestest swimmur, but reelly it is MEE. (I just don't like deep watur very much n gettin my eerz wet.)

Poor Bonkers is snot very gudd at fings anywayz cos she is 'speshal' - if yoos snow wot I min ;o) - n so, cos I iz a CELEBRETITTY NitWit wiv HOOGE RESPONSIBILITITTIES n is lukked up to like a GOD by ovver poor less fortunut NitWits (like Bonkers) I must be GRASHIOUS to poor 'speshal' fings n let thems fink they iz gudd at sumfing. Awww.....

Poor 'speshal' NitWits :o(
Poor Kylie (my sister, - the ugly wun).
Poor Bonkers ('speshal').
Poor, sad Norm (Storm! Ed) - who is star-strukk pup n HOBSESSED wiv mee. (N sadly turnin intoo a bit of a storker hactually.......)

Is snot ther fault they is snot bootiful, taluntitted litturery genie-usses like me.

Nevur mind :o) Off for sum more swimmin trainin. WUFF!