Hav becum HADDICTED to PAUL O'GROWLDY show 'FOR THE LUV OF MOGGS'.
Iz all abowt poor loonly hoomans wot don't hav doggs to lukk aftur thems. Poor hoomans is COMPLEETLY owt of control n RUNNIN AMUCK wiv no CALM HASSERTIVE doggees to HENFORCE rulez n limitashuns on thems n end up BEREFT wiv LOONINESS!
(Er, you mean 'lonliness'. Ed)
Wen Mum n Dad n JoelPup n Mee is wotchin it, Mum is alwayz cryin ovur poor ickly hoomans n sayin she wantz anovver puppy.
Wotz that?
ANOVVER PUPPY??
OVVER THAN MEE????? Grrrr ....
Lukkily Dad seys 'NO! Wun NitWit is mor than enuff trubble, fank you very much'.
(Wot is hooman speek for 'Cana is bestest doggy in HOLE WURLD)
Then Mum getz all huffy n seys Dad iz crool n hartluss hooman.
Snot all Mr O'Growldy-hooman seys is troo tho.
Sumtimez he seys fings wot is COMPLEETLY BONKERS.
Thiz week he sed doggs need 14 hourz sleeps a day.
14 HOURZ?!!!! ... 14 HOURZ?????
That wud makes mee an HINSOMNIAC!!! Doggys (hespeshly celebretitty wuns) need AT LEEST 19 HOURZ a day, sumtimes up to 26 HOURZ if they havs bin wurkin HESPESHLY HARD.
WUFF!
Iz all abowt poor loonly hoomans wot don't hav doggs to lukk aftur thems. Poor hoomans is COMPLEETLY owt of control n RUNNIN AMUCK wiv no CALM HASSERTIVE doggees to HENFORCE rulez n limitashuns on thems n end up BEREFT wiv LOONINESS!
(Er, you mean 'lonliness'. Ed)
Wen Mum n Dad n JoelPup n Mee is wotchin it, Mum is alwayz cryin ovur poor ickly hoomans n sayin she wantz anovver puppy.
Wotz that?
ANOVVER PUPPY??
OVVER THAN MEE????? Grrrr ....
Lukkily Dad seys 'NO! Wun NitWit is mor than enuff trubble, fank you very much'.
(Wot is hooman speek for 'Cana is bestest doggy in HOLE WURLD)
Then Mum getz all huffy n seys Dad iz crool n hartluss hooman.
Snot all Mr O'Growldy-hooman seys is troo tho.
Sumtimez he seys fings wot is COMPLEETLY BONKERS.
Thiz week he sed doggs need 14 hourz sleeps a day.
14 HOURZ?!!!! ... 14 HOURZ?????
That wud makes mee an HINSOMNIAC!!! Doggys (hespeshly celebretitty wuns) need AT LEEST 19 HOURZ a day, sumtimes up to 26 HOURZ if they havs bin wurkin HESPESHLY HARD.
WUFF!
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