Terribubble Terribubble fing happuned ...... Mum n Dad went on HOOLIDAYS n lefted mee behind!!!
Hoolidayz is wen yoo go owt wiv big bagz (like biggest most hoogest poo bag EVUR, but BIGGUR n not wiv poo init) n then don't cum bakk for AGES n AGES n then wen yoo do, yoo is COMPLEETLY DIFFRUNT COLOUR!!!! ????
Mum n Dad wented on hoolidayz for 6 HOLE munfs! (wot is wun week in hooman yeerz) Wot wos EVUN WORSTED wos poor ickle JoelPup got lefted behind as swell!
Thiz wos HOOGE RESPONSIBILITITTY for me (responsibubble NitWit n A LURT n VIGILUNT AT ALL TIMEZ) cos JoelPup is 19 hooman yeerz old (wot is only 6 munfs in NitWit yeerz!) wot meenz he needud LOTZ of LUKKIN AFTUR.
(Cue responsibubble n himpawtunt wuffs)
JoelPup wos SO TRAUMATIZZYED he developupped SERIOWSE BEHAVIOUR PROBLUMS like:
eetin nuffin but pizza, chokklit n toste
sleepin in the daytime n wakey-uppin in the nite time (???)
Wos very very WORRYIN. Gud fing I wos here!
Wots smore ... evun neybuz wot live nexted-dor-but-wun develupupped TRAUMATIZZYING behaviour too n kept cummin rownd wen JoelPup wos owt n DEMANDIN WALKEES ALL THE TIMEZ!!!
Wot wos goin on? Wos no-wum able to likk aftur themsevles???
Wos weely, weely hard wurk lukkin aftur JoelPup AND takin next-dor-but-wuns owt for walkees as swell. Hardly gotted a MOMUNTZ PEES n sumtimes only munaged 18 hourz sleeps a day!
Nevur mind. Mum n Dad is bakk now n all iz normul.
(Excupt for stwange hooman colour change that iz, hav trieded n trieded to likk it off, but is snot wurkin .... Grrr)
Hoolidayz is wen yoo go owt wiv big bagz (like biggest most hoogest poo bag EVUR, but BIGGUR n not wiv poo init) n then don't cum bakk for AGES n AGES n then wen yoo do, yoo is COMPLEETLY DIFFRUNT COLOUR!!!! ????
Mum n Dad wented on hoolidayz for 6 HOLE munfs! (wot is wun week in hooman yeerz) Wot wos EVUN WORSTED wos poor ickle JoelPup got lefted behind as swell!
Thiz wos HOOGE RESPONSIBILITITTY for me (responsibubble NitWit n A LURT n VIGILUNT AT ALL TIMEZ) cos JoelPup is 19 hooman yeerz old (wot is only 6 munfs in NitWit yeerz!) wot meenz he needud LOTZ of LUKKIN AFTUR.
(Cue responsibubble n himpawtunt wuffs)
JoelPup wos SO TRAUMATIZZYED he developupped SERIOWSE BEHAVIOUR PROBLUMS like:
eetin nuffin but pizza, chokklit n toste
sleepin in the daytime n wakey-uppin in the nite time (???)
Wos very very WORRYIN. Gud fing I wos here!
Wots smore ... evun neybuz wot live nexted-dor-but-wun develupupped TRAUMATIZZYING behaviour too n kept cummin rownd wen JoelPup wos owt n DEMANDIN WALKEES ALL THE TIMEZ!!!
Wot wos goin on? Wos no-wum able to likk aftur themsevles???
Wos weely, weely hard wurk lukkin aftur JoelPup AND takin next-dor-but-wuns owt for walkees as swell. Hardly gotted a MOMUNTZ PEES n sumtimes only munaged 18 hourz sleeps a day!
Nevur mind. Mum n Dad is bakk now n all iz normul.
(Excupt for stwange hooman colour change that iz, hav trieded n trieded to likk it off, but is snot wurkin .... Grrr)
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