Cana the Red-Nosed NitWit
Had a very shiny nose
And if yoo evur saw her
Yoo wud evun say it glowed

All of the ovver NitWits
Used to larf n call her names (Yes reelly!!!)
They wudn't let poor Cana
Play in any NitWit gamez (Grrr)

Then wun starry Crispmush eve
Satna came to saaay
Cana wiv yor nose so brite
Won't yoo drive the sleigh toonite?
(Er, don't you mean 'guide'? Ed)

Well how the bunnys all scarpered
The pussycats jumped like they had fleez
Cana the red-nosed NitWit
Drove Satna's sleigh into a tree!
(Yee Ha!)

Then how the doggees partied
As they bownced arownd wiv glee,
Cana the Red-Nosed NitWit,
You'll go down in historeeeey.

WUFF!