Thursday, 6 December 2012

SERIOWSE WEATHUR WARNIN from the MUTT OFFICE!!!

*HIMPAWTUNT NOOS*
SERIOWSE WEATHUR WARNIN from the MUTT OFFICE!!!

Snow, snow, snow snow snow snow AND MORE SNOW will bee fallin ALL OVUR THE PLACE.
Mosted HAFFECTED areaz is:
My Howse
NextDoorButWun's Howse
Bonkers Bella's Howse (Murky Manor)
My sistur KylieTheSlappur's howse (Slapperery Heights)
The park
The path down to the park
The door stepp.

Is WELL HEXCITIN! Bestest fings abowt snow is:
Gudd for stompin in
Snow is gudd for rollin in (sumtimes even get HUNEXPECTED SURPRISE POO to rolls in, wot is SNEEKILY hidin undur snow - Thiz makez fings EVUN BETTUR)
Gudd for makin tunnelz in
Hoomans can make snow into LOTZ n LOTZ n LOTZ of BALLS wot they thro arownd EVERYWHER for us doggees to chase n STOMP ON
EVUN BETTUR - yoo can EET snow ballz wen yoo get thursty from all that BOWNCIN (nom nom nom....)
(Snow is gud for BOWNCIN in)
Gudd for makin SURPRISE n HUNEXPECTED pulls on the leed wot makes hoomans go VERY FAST to the park "Cum on hoomans, HURRY UPP"
Gudd for findin WABBIT POO, wot is weelly weely eesy to find on snow
Gudd for spottin WEES by ovvur doggs wot turn snow a luvly YELLOW colour

Snow is gudd for lotz of fings!

(THIS WEATHUR WARNIN WOS BROUGHT TO YOO BY CANA - PAKK LEEDER N CHIEF MUTTERIOLOGIST AT THE MUTT OFFICE)

WUFF!

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