Tuesday, 29 January 2013

Wakey, Wakey Everywun - Cana here!

Hav bin very very sleepsy since Crispmush cos is wintur n as we ALL KNOWS, is time for HIBERNITWITTING.

Hibernitwitting is wot furry fings do wen is cold owtside.
(Excepts wen is snowy hof course, then we get VERY VERY HEXCITED N BOWNCY - WUFF!)
Hibernitwitting meens yoo havs to bee very very carefull snot to OVERDO FINGS n HEXAUST yooself. We all needs much more snoozin than usual at thiz CRITITICKLE time.

Normal sleepy timez for doggs (recommunded by the MUTT OFFICE) is HAPPROXIMUTTLY only a MEESLY 19 hourz-a-day!
Thiz is cos doggys is alwayz RESPONSIBUBBLE n A LURT N VIGILANT AT ALL TIMES.
(Snot like cats wot is WELL LAZY creetures n can sleepz for SEVERUL YEERZ wivowt doin HANYFING very much at all!!!)

HOWEVVUR, during hibernitwittion, doggy sleeps can offten HEXCEED well over 26 hourz, IN A SINGLE DAY!

BE WARNED HOOMANS, it can be HEXTWEEMLY DANGEROWSE to wake NitWits when they is hibernitwitting, as theys can eesily go into SHOKK n may nevur bee the same agin aftur HUNEXPECTED n TERRIFYING WAKEY-UP HEXPERIUNCE!
(Exceptshun to this hof course, is wen yoo is wakin them up for VERY HIMPAWTUNT FINGS, such as:
1) ickle snakks
2) walkees
3) brekkfast time
4) dinnur time)

WUFF!

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