Ther haz bin terribubble TRAVESTITTY OF JUSTICE in NitWit wurld, n wot is smore, haz happuned RITE ON OUR DORSTEP!!!!

Kylie (KYLA! Ed) - my sistur, the slappur - haz bin HACCUSEDED of TERRIBUBBLE CRIME wot she didn't committ n haz bin LOKKED UP INDEFINITWITLY by nasty, meen hoomans. Grrr

(Cue shokked n HAPPALLED wuffs!)

Yes iz terribubble, but troo. Poor Kylie (who is a slappur, but definitwitly NO THIEFF!) wos mindin hur own busynuss at Slappery Heights in Knobworth (Er, you mean Knebworth? Ed) wen SUDDUNLY for NO REESON, Arnty Lurraine HACCUSEDED hur of steelin a CUP-CAKE!!!

Kylie HASSURES me she had NUFFIN to do with terribubble crime n is HINNOCENT of ALL HACCUSATSHUNS n seys Arnty Lurraine must hav eated it by mistook n then FORGOTTUN ALL ABOWT IT.

Poor Kylie is snow under HOWSE ARREST n is only alloweded owt for walkees TWICE-A-DAY!
Iz up to mee, Cana (celebrititty NitWit n hooman/doggy rites campaignur) to start a POOTITION for KYLIE'S FREEDUM.

PLEESE, PLEESE, PLEESE HOOMANS, ADD YOR NAME TO THE POOTITION BELOW .....

FREE THE KNOBWORTH WUN!!!

WUFF!