Is Mum's bifday tuday. Dad seys she is hundruds of yeers old! Beein espeshlee nice to hur cos she is oldded n feebles. Did BIG bowncin on hur tummy at stoopid o'clokk this mornin n gave hur a gudd likkin. She sed "Uuuuurgh". Takin hur for walk in bit n will try n make speshal big poo n find DeddFing presunt. May even ...sikk up! Luvlee. Am bestest dogg. WUFF!