'J' is 4 JOBB! My jobb is POST-DOGG. Post-dogg is very himportunt. We hav a post-mun. He has long blond hur an his name is Tracey. He cums wen I am buzy snoozin, but cos I am  brave n feerluss Suvvern Innit I am a LURT at ALL TIMES. I hav to bash the bedd room dor open an slide down the hallway. Is very himportunt Mum n Dad DON'T get ther furst - is MY jobb. Wen I've sorted the post into wot is tastee-ust, I take it to Mum. I am a GUD dogg. WUFF!