Tuesday, 28 September 2010

‎'M' is 4 MINGIN'! Mingin' is wen yoo roll in Eau-de-DeddFings wot make yor fur smell nice. Mum likes mingin' too - she uses Poofume (dusn't smell like poo tho. Wos robbed!) Natrul fra-grunts much bettur! To apply.. 1. Find DeddFing 2. Rub nose, eers n everyfing else in DeddFing wiv legs in air 4. Run away from Mum. HIM...PORTANT! Never use befor 'Best Aftur' date. Must be wun week dedded befor use. "Hmmm Beasto"

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