Dear Cana
Mum and dads keep givin me second class biskits !!! They is YUK!!!
Why can't i havs my favrit alls the time???? think i need to feed yuky biskits to kats, they is stoopid and eat anyfink.
I need u to com help me, QUICK!!!!!
Dad has BIIIG fing in garden that goes wound and wound, he is puttin the stuf from init in big holes and then it goes hard!!!!! And u cant dig init!!!!
Our holes are gettin filled up, QUICK, u must com stop him Cana
your speshial friend Bonkers xxxxx
Mum and dads keep givin me second class biskits !!! They is YUK!!!
Why can't i havs my favrit alls the time???? think i need to feed yuky biskits to kats, they is stoopid and eat anyfink.
I need u to com help me, QUICK!!!!!
Dad has BIIIG fing in garden that goes wound and wound, he is puttin the stuf from init in big holes and then it goes hard!!!!! And u cant dig init!!!!
Our holes are gettin filled up, QUICK, u must com stop him Cana
your speshial friend Bonkers xxxxx
Deer Bonkers,
ReplyDeleteHav yoo not sorted owt Unkle Murky yet? Wot is yoo like?
Unkle Murky is usin 'Anti Digg Stuff' on yor gardun wot is called CONCREEP. Yes is TROO!!! Bestest fing is to kill 2 burds wiv wun bone and putt ALL TRUBBLESUM stuff in co...ncreep n sort it owt wunce n all.
Cats, yukky biskits, shampoo (wot dusn't smell of poo so is USELUSS!), evil leedurs, worm pills etc etc IN THE CONCREEP! All nice n tidee!
Then wen Unkle Murky can't find fings, he will hav to digg upp all the concreep again. Simples! Yoo can hav yor luvly gardun bakk to normul for stompin n diggin n eetin flowurs (grrr) n fings wot is gudd.
Am very worreed Unkle Murky has losted his marbles....
They cann go in concreep too!!!! Don't lett himms find the cats tho. They goes well wiv concreep n yoo can hav nice catio for barbeequuues!
Gudd lukk Bonkers. Remembur, be A LURT!
Yor frend, Cana (Wurld's first Agonee Innit) XXXX