Thursday, 21 April 2011

Problum


Dear Cana

Very serious fing!!
Just saw mum hooman on square box in the front room.....she was on the 'Sex Heducation Show!
Wot is Sex Heducation???

I is very confoosed, how did mum get in box???

Love Bonkers x

1 comment:

  1. I know ALL ABOWT sex hecucation Bonkers. Is wot Joel did at skool.

    Sex is SPESHAL BOWNCIN, (bowncin wiv pokey bits I fink). Yoo finds anovver doggy, prefrebly BOY doggy, (don't know why but is HIMPORTUNT) thens yoo do sum bowncin n then LI...KE MAGIK, puppees growed inside yoo (like worms but bettur) n POP OWT latur!!!

    Is WELL WIURD!!! Yoo must try this Bonkers. Apparuntly Spring is bestest time for bowncin. I Cana (Wurld's furst Agonee Innit) will find yoos nice skanky mutt for yoo to bownce wiv. Just fink how happy Arnty Beff n Unkle Murky will be????

    Cana XXXX

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