To my BFF Cana
I need your helps and Innit Wisedom !
Mum and Dad keep telin me to 'chew' when i eats somfink!!
Wot is 'chew'......well confoosed????
your frend
Bonkers {wuff} xx
I need your helps and Innit Wisedom !
Mum and Dad keep telin me to 'chew' when i eats somfink!!
Wot is 'chew'......well confoosed????
your frend
Bonkers {wuff} xx
Deer Bonkers,
ReplyDeleteChewin is like scoffin, but wot ladeez do.
Ladeez, (like wot I am), chews their fud in ladeez-like manner n not scoffin, like wot yoo does.
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Bettur still, is snot eetin AT ALL!! Bestest way is the ANIMALREXIC diet, wot meens yoo wait til Arnty Beff n Unkle Murky buy LOTS of fud wot they fink yoo REELY REELY like, - then refoose to eets anyfing but.......
DUST! (he he!)
Works wiv Mum n Dad ALL THE TIME!
WUFF! Yor frend Cana. XXXX