12 Dayz of Crispmush.....

Onn the 12th day of Crispmush,
my poo luv sentz to meeee........
12 bummers bummin'
11 pooers poopin'
10 NitWits leapin'
9 doggees bowncin'
8 mutts a-mingin'
7 swans excapin',
6 gooses sqwarkin',
FIVE DEDDED FIIIIIIIINGZ............
4 cooing burdz (sluuuurp!)
3 French henz (le sluuurp!)
2 turtle duvvs,
N a partridge (wivowt the pear tree pleez!)

MURKY CRISPMUSH EVERYWUN! WUFF...