Hav bin perfektin my Greetins Teknique!
Bin develupin HEXTRA SNENSORY skills so I sno HEXACTLY wen Mum is cumin home. 10 minz befor she cums bakk I is A LURT n starin HINTENTLY at the dorr wiv speshal X-RAY eyez -----------
Then I startz whinin, wot graduallly getz lowder n LOWDER, n LOWDER.....
Bin develupin HEXTRA SNENSORY skills so I sno HEXACTLY wen Mum is cumin home. 10 minz befor she cums bakk I is A LURT n starin HINTENTLY at the dorr wiv speshal X-RAY eyez -----------
Then I startz whinin, wot graduallly getz lowder n LOWDER, n LOWDER.....
Thens Mum opens the dorr.... Is himpawtunt to paws (PAUSE! Ed.) for hexactly 2 snekkonds (1 elefunt, 2 elefunt) ....... n then ALL SYSTUMS GOOOOOOO!!!!
Cue BOWNCIN, cue BOINGING IN CURCLES, cue BANGIN INTO FURNITURE, cue GOING TO GETT DAD N TELL HIM MUM IS HOMED! (Boing,Boing, Boing)
Note: thiz must bee dun til Mum has sedded "gud gurl Cana, calm down now, thatz enuff, gud gurl, gurd gurl, STOP!!!!!!"
Then (bestest bit) I go n gett Mum a presunt..... FROM BIN!
Bin is bestestest place for presuntz. All sortz of luvlee fings in bin. Mum is WELL HAPPY!
Finully... time to lie on bakk wiv legz in air so Mum can rubb my tummy cos I is such a GUDD DOGG!
WUFF!
Cue BOWNCIN, cue BOINGING IN CURCLES, cue BANGIN INTO FURNITURE, cue GOING TO GETT DAD N TELL HIM MUM IS HOMED! (Boing,Boing, Boing)
Note: thiz must bee dun til Mum has sedded "gud gurl Cana, calm down now, thatz enuff, gud gurl, gurd gurl, STOP!!!!!!"
Then (bestest bit) I go n gett Mum a presunt..... FROM BIN!
Bin is bestestest place for presuntz. All sortz of luvlee fings in bin. Mum is WELL HAPPY!
Finully... time to lie on bakk wiv legz in air so Mum can rubb my tummy cos I is such a GUDD DOGG!
WUFF!
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