Saturday, 10 December 2011

Snot Well!


Fings bin WELL ODD thiz week!

Mum woz in bedd snoozin ALL THE TIME? Dad sed thiz is called 'SNOT WELL'.
SNOT WELL meenz yoo do lotz of snoozin, sikkin ups, pooin n groanin....

N needz celebrity NitWit Dr Cana 2 lukks aftur yoos!! :o)

SWELL HIMPAWTUNT to lukk aftur Mum at ALL TIMES cos wen yoo is SNOT WELL, can't go 4 walkees (wot is very BAD FING!).

Snot all badd tho.....
Wos hespeshlee hexcitin wen Mum wos bein sikky, cos (az all doggys know) SIKK IS BESTEST FING! (Sluurp, he he he....)

(Usually only findz sikk owtside neer speshal hooman place called PUBB. Dad alwayz pulls mee aways tho, GRRRR!)

Mum's sikk wos in bowl too, wot ment must hav bin 4 mee!!
Cum on hoomans. I IS REDDY 4 MY SIKK NOW! (hexcited boings n wuffs!)

Wot?
Dad is takin sikk n puttin it down toilut????
NOOOOO!!!

SNOT FAIR! Terribul waste of gudd sikk. Hurrumph... Grrrrr........

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