Arnty Lurraine giveded mee a HUGE bone for my biffday.

Is HIMPAWTUNT to lukk aftur bonez ploperly so yoos can keeps them for long long time.

Furst make sure yor bone is snice n dedded. (Bones wot is snot dedded yet is calleded ULIVE) My bone needed deddeding by feerluss, brave NitWit (Mee!). Bashed norty bone arownd gardun n BOWNCED on it til wos WELL DEDDED. There! Grrr

Next hadd to munch on i...t a bit. Nom nom nom nom......

Next (n mosted HIMPAWTUNT bit) bone must be HIDDUN in safe place for footure consumpshun. Thiz involvs DIGGIN big BIG hole.

Serched WHOLE gardun for HEXACTLY rite place. Here? no.
Here? Mmmm, no.
Here? Yes! Bestest place for diggin! Dig dig dig dig ....

*HIMPAWTUNT BIT*
Keepz locashon of yor bone STRIKTLY GARDEDED SEECRUT. Bonez wot is snot STRIKTLY GARDED is sumtimes SNAFFLED! (Shokkin, but troo)
Mum wotched mee burryin my bone wot wos very SUSPISCIOWSE. :o/
Wot if she STEELS it from mee?!!!! Grrr
Waited til Mum went INSIDE n dugged it upp n hidded it agin. He he he.... I iz a CLEVUR NitWit!

Then I dugged it up agin n agin n agin (sevural timez infakt) n burreed in noo spot cos yoo can't be too kareful wiv bones.

Now, wher did I leeves it last time?
:o?