Monday, 30 April 2012

Weekund Noos: Wot I didd at the weekund

It rainded n rainded n rained n rained n rainded n rainded n rained n rained n rained (er yes, I think we get the idea. Ed) n then it rained sum more n then (cos I wos KONCENTRATIN WEELY WEELY HARD wiv my SUPUR NITWIT powurz) heventually it STOPPEDED RAININ. A MIRICUCLE!!! Then we had........

*HEXCITIN MUNDAY*

Wented to Murky Manor tuday (wher Bonkers ...n Bubblez liv wiv Unkle Murky n Arnty Biff). Wos BESTEST FING!

Bonkers n Bubblez wos WELL PLEESED to sees mee. Bonkers bownced arownd the sittin room n trieded to go upp the chimnee n cleen it for Arnty Biff, then I giveded Bonkers BIG DUFFIN, then giveded Bubblez BIG DUFFIN, then giveded boff of thems BIG DUFFIN, then (SHOKK, HORROR) Bonkers n Bubblez trieded to DUFF MEE! Then wee hadd MASS DUFFIN ALL TOGEVVER, then wee BOWNCED arownd the gardun, then wee bownceded arownd Arnty Biff's kitchun, then Arnty Biff got kross (wot wos WELL UNREESONABUBBLE!), then Bubblez had a bone (A BONE!) then I giveded Bubblez a gud smakkin n got bone off hur cos she is yunger than mee, then Mum tolded mee off (MEE! TOLDED OFF!!!) then wee drunk lotz n lotz of watur, then Bonkers nokked the bowl ovur, then Arny Biff wos angry AGIN, then wee we wented owt n helped eet the flowurs, then we did sum more BOWNCIN, cos we hadn't donned any bowncin for AGES (cud hav bin MINUTES!!!!) then wees wotched Mum n Arnty Bigg hav donuts n supurviseded thems VERY VERY KLOSELY, then it wos time to go home (wot wos SO SNOT FAIR!) then Dad giveded mee sum dinnur, then I didn't eetz it cos I wos snot hungry, then I wos a VERY VERY SLEEPY NitWit, then ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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