Crime Locashun - My Howse.
Date of HINCIDUNT - last nite.
Time of HINCIDUNT - sumtime durin sleepytime.
Detektive Cana HINVESTIGUGATES......
Thiz mornin, EMPTY pakket of doggy treetz wos discuverred in MY BEDD! Grrrr. Sed pakket hadd bin TORN TO SHREDDS n contentz DEVOUREDED in suspecteded FRENZEEED ATTAKK!
Who cud hav bin the culprit????
In TRAGIK miscarraige of justice, Mum haccused MEE of thiz shokkin crime!!!!! (Hofcourse, I knowz NUFFIN n is compleetly HINNOCUNT bystunder - Hurrumph)
Only ovver suspekt cud be.......... RAOUL! (Raoul iz WELL NORTY pussykat n WELL CAPABABABLE of dastudly deed n Hattemptin to FRAME poor HINNOCUNT mee. Grrrr)
Tuday'z missun: Proove my HINNOCUNCE n extruct formul pardon from Mum.
(Stay tooned for next thrillin hepisode of CRIME-BOTCH - Detektiv Cana HINVESTIGAGATES.....)
Date of HINCIDUNT - last nite.
Time of HINCIDUNT - sumtime durin sleepytime.
Detektive Cana HINVESTIGUGATES......
Thiz mornin, EMPTY pakket of doggy treetz wos discuverred in MY BEDD! Grrrr. Sed pakket hadd bin TORN TO SHREDDS n contentz DEVOUREDED in suspecteded FRENZEEED ATTAKK!
Who cud hav bin the culprit????
In TRAGIK miscarraige of justice, Mum haccused MEE of thiz shokkin crime!!!!! (Hofcourse, I knowz NUFFIN n is compleetly HINNOCUNT bystunder - Hurrumph)
Only ovver suspekt cud be.......... RAOUL! (Raoul iz WELL NORTY pussykat n WELL CAPABABABLE of dastudly deed n Hattemptin to FRAME poor HINNOCUNT mee. Grrrr)
Tuday'z missun: Proove my HINNOCUNCE n extruct formul pardon from Mum.
(Stay tooned for next thrillin hepisode of CRIME-BOTCH - Detektiv Cana HINVESTIGAGATES.....)
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