Sea Monsturs spottud in puddlez ALL AROWND the plaice.
Thiz wun wos fownded neer Slapperery Heights in Knobworth - wot is stwange cos that is wher my situr Kylie (the slappur) livs!
Theze is HEXTREMELY FEERSUM creetures wot SHUD SNOT BEE HAPPROACHED. They iz WELL UGLY n iz capububble of causin DEAFF wiv just wun lukk from itz terribubble face! (Shokkin gasps)
Memburs of Publik is hadviseded to take simpul precawshuns:-
- Don't carry any snakks (giv them to sumwun else.... like mee!)
- Don't leeve any poo lyin arownd. Sea Monsturs luv poo!
- Be carful to lokk upp fings like curtuns, moobile fones, hoovur hattachmuntz cos they willz HATTRAKT the sea monstur cos it wills want to EET THEMS.
If yoo seez wun, be sure to giv it a GUDD DUFFIN, justed to bee on safe side.
Remembur BE A LURT N VIGILUNT AT ALL TIMESZ!
WUFF.
Thiz wun wos fownded neer Slapperery Heights in Knobworth - wot is stwange cos that is wher my situr Kylie (the slappur) livs!
Theze is HEXTREMELY FEERSUM creetures wot SHUD SNOT BEE HAPPROACHED. They iz WELL UGLY n iz capububble of causin DEAFF wiv just wun lukk from itz terribubble face! (Shokkin gasps)
Memburs of Publik is hadviseded to take simpul precawshuns:-
- Don't carry any snakks (giv them to sumwun else.... like mee!)
- Don't leeve any poo lyin arownd. Sea Monsturs luv poo!
- Be carful to lokk upp fings like curtuns, moobile fones, hoovur hattachmuntz cos they willz HATTRAKT the sea monstur cos it wills want to EET THEMS.
If yoo seez wun, be sure to giv it a GUDD DUFFIN, justed to bee on safe side.
Remembur BE A LURT N VIGILUNT AT ALL TIMESZ!
WUFF.
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