Went to the furest wiv Mum n gess wot? Arnty Licky (Vicky! Ed) wos ther wiv my frend Norm (Storm! Ed)
Norm iz only a pup, so I wos teechin himm BAZIC DUFFIN n BOWNCIN SKILLZ.
Coz I ams an HADVANCED duffer n bowncerer (n a gudd NitWit) I keepz A LURT N VIGILUNT at all timez. Norm must lern to bee KONSTUNTLY aware of hiz surrowndings in case of SURPRIZE ATTAKK from ovvur bowncy creeturez. Grrrr
Unfurtunutly, Norm needz INCY WINCY bit more practize to becum HADVANCED BOWNCERER n DUFFER cos while we wos BOWNCIN n DUFFIN we HACCIDUNTLY bownced into Arnty Licky........ :o/ ooopz.
Hof corse wazn't MY fault cos I wos TESTIN Norm to see if he wos bein ploperly A LURT n VIGILUNT.
Wos very stwange....... Wen Arnty Licky got bownceded, she suddenly decided to takez FLYING LESSUNS! (Hoomans iz very mysteriowse sumtimes) Arnty Licky DISSHAPPEARED into the sky for SUM TIME.
Then she came down n decideded to takez an ickle nap. (???) Thiz giveded me HEXCELLUNT HOPPORTUNITY to show Norm my SUPERIOR RESNUSCITATION SKILLZ.
Step 1. Makez sure Arnty Licky is breething wiv LOTZ of lickin her snowt. (Tryz to get NitWit tongue up snowt n in mowf for BESTEST REZULT - SLUuuurp)
Step 2. Kommence chest compreshun by BOWNCIN on Arnty Licky n STOMPIN on hur as smuch as possibubble. WAKE UPP, WAKE UPP!
IT WURKED, IT WURKED! Arnty Licky wos RETARDED from the DEDD. (We noo thiz coz she sed "Uuuuurgh", "Help" n "Gerrroff" a lot)
Unfurtunutly Mum wos snot so helppful coz she wos larfing too much, wot wos WELL IRRESPONSIBUBBLE. (Hurrumph)
Gudd fing mee n Norm wos ther to help!
WUFF
Norm iz only a pup, so I wos teechin himm BAZIC DUFFIN n BOWNCIN SKILLZ.
Coz I ams an HADVANCED duffer n bowncerer (n a gudd NitWit) I keepz A LURT N VIGILUNT at all timez. Norm must lern to bee KONSTUNTLY aware of hiz surrowndings in case of SURPRIZE ATTAKK from ovvur bowncy creeturez. Grrrr
Unfurtunutly, Norm needz INCY WINCY bit more practize to becum HADVANCED BOWNCERER n DUFFER cos while we wos BOWNCIN n DUFFIN we HACCIDUNTLY bownced into Arnty Licky........ :o/ ooopz.
Hof corse wazn't MY fault cos I wos TESTIN Norm to see if he wos bein ploperly A LURT n VIGILUNT.
Wos very stwange....... Wen Arnty Licky got bownceded, she suddenly decided to takez FLYING LESSUNS! (Hoomans iz very mysteriowse sumtimes) Arnty Licky DISSHAPPEARED into the sky for SUM TIME.
Then she came down n decideded to takez an ickle nap. (???) Thiz giveded me HEXCELLUNT HOPPORTUNITY to show Norm my SUPERIOR RESNUSCITATION SKILLZ.
Step 1. Makez sure Arnty Licky is breething wiv LOTZ of lickin her snowt. (Tryz to get NitWit tongue up snowt n in mowf for BESTEST REZULT - SLUuuurp)
Step 2. Kommence chest compreshun by BOWNCIN on Arnty Licky n STOMPIN on hur as smuch as possibubble. WAKE UPP, WAKE UPP!
IT WURKED, IT WURKED! Arnty Licky wos RETARDED from the DEDD. (We noo thiz coz she sed "Uuuuurgh", "Help" n "Gerrroff" a lot)
Unfurtunutly Mum wos snot so helppful coz she wos larfing too much, wot wos WELL IRRESPONSIBUBBLE. (Hurrumph)
Gudd fing mee n Norm wos ther to help!
WUFF
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