TERRIBUBBLE, HEXAUSTIN DAY! Dad wented MISSIN!!!!!!

Tuk Dad for walkees. (Wos walkin WEELY weelly slowly as usual too so hadd to hurry him upp a bit - cum ON Dad)

Let Dad off leed n lefted him wonderin arownd, collektin poo n showtin 'Cana, Cana, CANA' wot is wot he likes to do. Hof corse like a gudd NitWit I justs HIGNOREDED him - cos I iz 'CALM HASSERTIVE' - n went runnin off likes I ALWAYZ do....

Fownded lotz of NOO FRENDS to play wiv n wos havin LUVLY TIME stomping throo bushez, eetin flowurz, bowncin on wabbitz (wabbitz is WELL BOWNCY) n rollin in mukk wen ALL OFF A SUDDUN, TERRIBUBBLE FING HAPPUNEDED!.........

DAD HADD DISAPEERDEDED!!!!!! (Shokkin gasps)

WOT A PANIK! Sercheded for Dad EVRYWHER but snowher to bee sniffed (or seen)!

In feeld? No
Behind Poo Binn? No
In Wabbit hole? No
Fallun in rivur? No
Disguyzed as Dukk? No! Wher? Wher? Wher?

Must hinform MISSIN POOSENS! Wot if Dad haz bin SNAFFLEDED by norty HOOMAN RUSTLERS? (Grrr) Qwickk, must himform 'INTERPOO' so doggys ALL ARWOND WURLD can serch for hims.

Poor Dad. :o/ Wot if he iz losted n HALONE sumwher wivowt mee? :o(

Then..... Very stwange fing....... Fownded Dad...... UP A TREE?!!
?????? :o/

Wot a releef! Won't need Missin Poosens or InterPoo aftur all.

Will nevur leeve Dad alone on walkees now, in case getts losted agin. Phew!

WUFF