Is WELL HIMPAWTUNT fing goin on in HOOMAN WURLD.
Iz called the "O'LYMPICS" (wot wos startud in I-Lund - 'Ireland. Ed' - a long long time agoo) n is wen poor hoomans tryz n throwz themselvz arownd like doggees.
Thiz is cos hoomans hav HINFERIORITITTY chomplexes cos theyz only havs 2 leggs n ICKLE, ICKLE teeny teefs n iz SNOW GUDD at HIMPAWTUNT fings like duffin, stompin on fings, chewin tablez n...
Iz called the "O'LYMPICS" (wot wos startud in I-Lund - 'Ireland. Ed' - a long long time agoo) n is wen poor hoomans tryz n throwz themselvz arownd like doggees.
Thiz is cos hoomans hav HINFERIORITITTY chomplexes cos theyz only havs 2 leggs n ICKLE, ICKLE teeny teefs n iz SNOW GUDD at HIMPAWTUNT fings like duffin, stompin on fings, chewin tablez n...
rollin in mudd.
Thiz is why theyz BANN doggees from all HEVENTS!! (Shokked n HAPPALLED wuffs) cos wee wud DUFF themz at EVERYFING! (Snot fair - Grrr)
Fings wot hoomanz do to tryz n makez themselvz feel bettur.....
1. Chasin wabbitz reeely weely fast cos theyz needs a gudd duffin. (100 metre sprint? Ed)
2. Find luvly patch of mudd n throwin yooself innit asqwikklyaspossibubble befor Dadd seez yoo. (Long jump! Ed)
3. Steelin sumwun else'z stikk from thems (wot is reely yor stikk, theys just don't knows it yett) n runnin reely fast so theyz can't catch yoo. (Er..... 100 metre relay? Ed)
4. Duffin up sumwun gudd n proppur. (Boxing Ed.)
5. Duffin up sumwun gudd n proppur n then holdin thems down in FIURCE NitWit hedd lock n BOWNCIN in thems so ther is SNOW MORE DUFFIN for thems! (Hmmm, er.... oh yes - Judo! Ed)
6. Feelin weely HEXCITED cos yoo fownded HOOGE, LONG stikk n feelin WELL PLEEZED wiv yooself n HACCIDUNTLY runnin betweens 2 treez, but havs EVUR SO SLIGHTLY mis-judgeded it n then HOOGE stikk getts STUKK n yoos end upp n a BIGG HEEP n then hav to pretund that yoos ment to doo it all the time HANYWAYZ. (What????!!!! - thinks - ...... the pole vault!!! :o) Ed.)
Moor hooman O'lympic hantics next time.
WUFF!
Thiz is why theyz BANN doggees from all HEVENTS!! (Shokked n HAPPALLED wuffs) cos wee wud DUFF themz at EVERYFING! (Snot fair - Grrr)
Fings wot hoomanz do to tryz n makez themselvz feel bettur.....
1. Chasin wabbitz reeely weely fast cos theyz needs a gudd duffin. (100 metre sprint? Ed)
2. Find luvly patch of mudd n throwin yooself innit asqwikklyaspossibubble befor Dadd seez yoo. (Long jump! Ed)
3. Steelin sumwun else'z stikk from thems (wot is reely yor stikk, theys just don't knows it yett) n runnin reely fast so theyz can't catch yoo. (Er..... 100 metre relay? Ed)
4. Duffin up sumwun gudd n proppur. (Boxing Ed.)
5. Duffin up sumwun gudd n proppur n then holdin thems down in FIURCE NitWit hedd lock n BOWNCIN in thems so ther is SNOW MORE DUFFIN for thems! (Hmmm, er.... oh yes - Judo! Ed)
6. Feelin weely HEXCITED cos yoo fownded HOOGE, LONG stikk n feelin WELL PLEEZED wiv yooself n HACCIDUNTLY runnin betweens 2 treez, but havs EVUR SO SLIGHTLY mis-judgeded it n then HOOGE stikk getts STUKK n yoos end upp n a BIGG HEEP n then hav to pretund that yoos ment to doo it all the time HANYWAYZ. (What????!!!! - thinks - ...... the pole vault!!! :o) Ed.)
Moor hooman O'lympic hantics next time.
WUFF!
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