SHOKKIN NOOS FLUSH:
*CHOKKLIT IS SNOT BAD FOR DOGGEES*
Yes! At lasted, the noos wot we havs ALL BIN WAITIN FOR! Scientits at the Unifursitity of Wolfy-humpton hav discuvvered the HAMAZIN TRUTH.
Well brainy Collies, wot havs taken a sebatichuckle away from ther normul jobbs teechin farmerz hows to whistle propurly, hav condukted HEXPERIMUNTZ n prooved that hoomanz hav bin TELLIN HORRIBUBBLE LIES to doggs for YEERZ so's they can KEEPZ ALL THE LUVLY CHOKKLIT FOR THEMSULVES!!!
(Shokked n HAPPALLED wuffs) Yes, is terribubble but troo.
Lie numbur 1: "chokklit is badd for yor teefs"
NO! Chokklit is GUDD for teefs. Makez thems SHARP n POYNTY n gudd for Grrrr-ing at fings.
Lie numbur 2: "chokklit makez yoo FATTS"
NO! Chokklit helpz yoo to LOOSE fatts cos wen yoo is eetin it, yoo is snot eetin ovver fings like dogg fud.
Lie numbur 3. "chokklit is POYSNOWSE for doggs"
NO NO NO NO!!!! Chokklit is gudd for doggs n makez themz EXTRA EXTWEEMLY well behaved n do EVERYFING wot hoomanz ask thems n walk NICELY on nasty leedz n even COME BAKK THE FURST TIMEZ THEY IS CALLED n snot even roll in POO or stomp in MUDD or ROLL AROWND in DEDDFINGS or eetz WABBIT POO n will be hoomanz BESTEST FRENDS for EVERMORE!!!
There yooz are! LISTEN HOOMANS - CHOKKLIT IS GUDD FOR DOGGS (n BADD for hoomans). WUFF!
(All 'hoomans' please disregard the above. Sadly, although making a supreme effort to convince us otherwise, Cana is talking complete boll**ks! Ed)
*CHOKKLIT IS SNOT BAD FOR DOGGEES*
Yes! At lasted, the noos wot we havs ALL BIN WAITIN FOR! Scientits at the Unifursitity of Wolfy-humpton hav discuvvered the HAMAZIN TRUTH.
Well brainy Collies, wot havs taken a sebatichuckle away from ther normul jobbs teechin farmerz hows to whistle propurly, hav condukted HEXPERIMUNTZ n prooved that hoomanz hav bin TELLIN HORRIBUBBLE LIES to doggs for YEERZ so's they can KEEPZ ALL THE LUVLY CHOKKLIT FOR THEMSULVES!!!
(Shokked n HAPPALLED wuffs) Yes, is terribubble but troo.
Lie numbur 1: "chokklit is badd for yor teefs"
NO! Chokklit is GUDD for teefs. Makez thems SHARP n POYNTY n gudd for Grrrr-ing at fings.
Lie numbur 2: "chokklit makez yoo FATTS"
NO! Chokklit helpz yoo to LOOSE fatts cos wen yoo is eetin it, yoo is snot eetin ovver fings like dogg fud.
Lie numbur 3. "chokklit is POYSNOWSE for doggs"
NO NO NO NO!!!! Chokklit is gudd for doggs n makez themz EXTRA EXTWEEMLY well behaved n do EVERYFING wot hoomanz ask thems n walk NICELY on nasty leedz n even COME BAKK THE FURST TIMEZ THEY IS CALLED n snot even roll in POO or stomp in MUDD or ROLL AROWND in DEDDFINGS or eetz WABBIT POO n will be hoomanz BESTEST FRENDS for EVERMORE!!!
There yooz are! LISTEN HOOMANS - CHOKKLIT IS GUDD FOR DOGGS (n BADD for hoomans). WUFF!
(All 'hoomans' please disregard the above. Sadly, although making a supreme effort to convince us otherwise, Cana is talking complete boll**ks! Ed)
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