UNITED STEAKS OF HAMERICA HAS NOO POOSIDENT!
Yes, last week, all Hamerican doggees voted for mosted CALM, HASSERTIVE PAKK LEEDUR; the Poosident.
Poosident 'Bo', wot also happuns to own famowse Hamerican hooman, Barack O'Barmy wos HELECTED. Has yoos can see, Bo is blakk n wite (like mee!) n will therfor be HEXCELLENT at bringin togevver all kindz of doggees under wun peesful philosifluffy of mutt-ual HUNDERSTANDIN. WUFF!
Long, long ago, Presidunt Roosesmelt givved ALL DOGGYS, (blakk, wite, grey, brown, muddy, fluffy, snot-so-fluffy, stinky, bigg, smallz, poynty eerz, droopy eerz - "yes, yes, we all get the idea. Ed")
He givved them all CIVIL BITES.
Civil Bites (like wot I do) is VERY VERY GUDD FINGS.
(Snot BadFing biting, buts Gudd Fing, HAFFECTIONATE nibbling) Theyz meanz that ALL DOGGS iz allowded to:
* Hav nice homez n beddz to sleeps in.
* Take part in POOLITICAL demon-strations.
* Go on strike. (Also known as 'snoozin')
* Roll arownd in mudd. (V HIMPAWTUNT)
* Same as abov, but in poo.
* Same as abov, but on DeddFings
* Same as abov, but in puddlez
* Same as abov, but in any smelly, stinky, slimy fing wot is HAPPROPRIATE for rollin in.
Fank Guddness for Poosident Roosesmelt n Civil Bites.
Well dunn Bo! WUFF.
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