THE TERRIBUBBLE DANGURS OF CAKE!!!!
Here I ams tryin to save Dad from an HAGONIZIN n PAINFUL DEFF from that well known hooman conditshun 'TOOMUCHCAKEYITIS'.
An HAMAZIN n SHOKKING coincidunce (n wun wot most hoomans is COMPLEETLY UNAWARES OFF) is that, just like chokklit, cake is BAD for hoomans, but GUDD FOR DOGGS!
Wippet-edia cleerly states that sum hoomans is VIOLUNTLY HALLERGIC to cake n can go into HAMOPHILACITIC shokk from the smallestest ickle morsul of TINY WEENY cake!
Evun if theys don't go into SHOKK, cake causes SERIOWSE LONG TERM, 'TOOMUCHCAKEYITIS' HELLTH PROBLUMS like:
Haddictshun n OCD (Obsessive Cake Disordur)
Badd teefs (hardly wurth mentionin as hoomans hav such teeny weeny hembarressingly ickle teefs anwayz)
Growin into HOOGE HOOMANS (hoomans wot eet cake can becum 4 TIMEZ THER NORMUL SIZE!) Thiz can leed to HASSOCIATED DIFFICULTITTIES like:
*snot wantin to gett up from couch
*snot bein able to go for walkeez (shokked n happalled wuffs!)
*snot bein able to go out n buy bonez!!!!
Fortunitwitly, (cos I ams ALURT n VIGILUNT AT ALL TIMEZ) Dad haz mee to lukk aftur him n save him from thiz TERRIBUBBLE FATE.
As yoos can see, the HADICTSHUN wos ALLREDDY TAKIN HOLD tho, cos Dad WEELY didn't want to part wiv his TERRIBUBBLE DANGERWOSE CAKE n needed LOTZ OF PERSUADIN.
WUFF!
Here I ams tryin to save Dad from an HAGONIZIN n PAINFUL DEFF from that well known hooman conditshun 'TOOMUCHCAKEYITIS'.
An HAMAZIN n SHOKKING coincidunce (n wun wot most hoomans is COMPLEETLY UNAWARES OFF) is that, just like chokklit, cake is BAD for hoomans, but GUDD FOR DOGGS!
Wippet-edia cleerly states that sum hoomans is VIOLUNTLY HALLERGIC to cake n can go into HAMOPHILACITIC shokk from the smallestest ickle morsul of TINY WEENY cake!
Evun if theys don't go into SHOKK, cake causes SERIOWSE LONG TERM, 'TOOMUCHCAKEYITIS' HELLTH PROBLUMS like:
Haddictshun n OCD (Obsessive Cake Disordur)
Badd teefs (hardly wurth mentionin as hoomans hav such teeny weeny hembarressingly ickle teefs anwayz)
Growin into HOOGE HOOMANS (hoomans wot eet cake can becum 4 TIMEZ THER NORMUL SIZE!) Thiz can leed to HASSOCIATED DIFFICULTITTIES like:
*snot wantin to gett up from couch
*snot bein able to go for walkeez (shokked n happalled wuffs!)
*snot bein able to go out n buy bonez!!!!
Fortunitwitly, (cos I ams ALURT n VIGILUNT AT ALL TIMEZ) Dad haz mee to lukk aftur him n save him from thiz TERRIBUBBLE FATE.
As yoos can see, the HADICTSHUN wos ALLREDDY TAKIN HOLD tho, cos Dad WEELY didn't want to part wiv his TERRIBUBBLE DANGERWOSE CAKE n needed LOTZ OF PERSUADIN.
WUFF!
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