Dad is goin to see his bestest PawBall teem tomorrow; ArseSmell. They r playin WasteHam.

Must be loyal Suvvern Innit n howl for ArseSmell, but keep finkin abowt WasteHam! Arses or Ham??? Wot to pick? Very confoosin. Luv Ham...., but Arses r Best Fing. Maybe Ham furst then Arses?

On ovver paw, maybe go for LiverPoo like sistur Kylie (who is norty Norvun Slapper n is well overdoo 4 gudd biffin).

CONFOOSED!