Dad wos owt but now is bakk!! Owt is wen yoo dis-hapear n get losted. Dad wos losted ALL weekend n I lukk!ed n lukked for him. Behind sofa? No. In bin? No. In bedd? No. Under bedd? No!! Bureed in gardun wiv DeddFing? NO!!!! ??????

Wos very worreed! Dad is old n seeline n needs lukking aftur ALL the time. He needed lots ...of bowncin wen he came bakk. Por old Dad, he is geri-hatrick! WUFF!